Parrot time

Once upon a time, there was a man who owned a talking parrot. The parrot had a very foul mouth and would constantly curse and say inappropriate things. The man tried to teach the parrot to stop, but it wouldn’t listen.

One day, the man had enough and decided to punish the parrot by locking it in the freezer for a few minutes. After a while, the man felt guilty and went to retrieve the parrot. When he opened the freezer, the parrot said, “I’m sorry for my behavior, I promise to never curse again.”

The man was amazed and asked the parrot what had caused the sudden change in behavior. The parrot replied, “I learned my lesson. By the way, what did the chicken do?”